October!

:+: HELLO OCTOBER 2010!!! :+:

haha..10 more days till 10.10.10....
usually a lot of people would be having their wedding at this date...!

Happy October all and Congratulations to those thats going to be husband and wife !!!

How To Poo At Work?

Have you ever have a moment where you're in a meeting ( a big meeting with the big boss himself ) and you just gotta get some of those nasty stuff AT THAT MOMENT?

Well, I haven't had such situation..But I did bought a book from TIMES Bookstore. The title is....


And it did tell you how to exactly handle the situation.. ( Though some of them isn't really much help... ) Example like:

According to the book ...How to solve it if you're in this situation:

1. Find out if anyone is in the stall on the left by throwing some water over the wall. If an annoyed "Heyyyy!" comes from it, it means someone is in this stall. Repeat the tactic for the stall on the right.

2. Slide you hand under the separation with the empty stall. Feed along the wall with you hand and try catching the end of the toilet paper roll there.

3. Take a sufficient amount of toilet paper.

4. finally,do what you came in to do...

I can't help but laugh....Haha...Imagine sliding your hand on the next door and heard "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!! JUON!!!!"

Good book to read if you're in need of a laugh too!

A design for my banner

So this is my blog...And it's all about the dark side in my heart that never gets to get out....
I talk in flowery manners, and it is up to u to tell what i am thinking....

FOOD STEALER!!

So, its another day in the office... And hell it was boring..



But my colleague decided to order pizza!




Oh I heards voices singing in the air! So we waited ( for an hour ok? ) for the pizza arrive... Lucky got some extras as to pay for the lateness... It was great ( Pizza Hut bah )

But one of our colleague went out while we indulge on our food...so we left her 2 pieces of pizza so she could eat as soon as she arrive back to the office...

Well she did ate..but only took one piece of the pizza. She was reserving her stomach for the next hour until she went up to take the other slice. To her surprise...IT WAS MISSING!

WHO IS THE FOOD STEALER?!



She was so cute...She asked everyone who stole the pizza...Well, everyone who paid it didn't stole it...So who is it? Who was the culprit!! So the colleague decided to be a CSI and look through the CCTV... But NO! No prove no happening situation..What could have happen to the other piece of pizza?!

Then this colleague of mine decided to switch job from CSI to an interrogator...and asked one of the MOST unsuspected person in the office.....JENG JENG JENG!


It was the cleaner!!! I REPEAT!!! THE CLEANER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ARGH!! She asked without permission some more.. What was she thinking. Getting free food?...




Sigh...should becareful with whatever things left in the office from now on.... Who knows...It may not be food only she will steal...

I have no heart

Sigh.................. No mood =.=ll

Selamat Hari Raya AidilFitri guys

I wish non other than your utter forgiveness if there is wrong ive bestowed upon u

Tak lama lagi Raya

Raya will be arriving soon yo all! YA HEAR ME!! YA! THIS WEEK!!!

I still haven't buy a baju kurung... I have a tendency to wait the baju kurung finish done by the seamstress during the FIRST day of raya... It's like gambling..and its forbidden in my religion... haha...

Raya 2010, I'm not sure.... I don't seem to have the hots for the season this time..haha.. I mean... rumah x cantik lagi... why? other than no money...i definitely xde mood nak berhias nie....

And mom didn't even book the bus ticket to balik kampung....Thats how "un" excited we were....

Sigh..Where has the spark GONE?